• my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
  • me: actually its 10:58

firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

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(via chickenthighsandfries)

  • Colbert: how would you characterize the difference between your two villains?
  • Benedict cumberbatch: Ones a dragon

jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

(via pizza)