• Neighbor: So, Pizza?
  • Me: Oh, yeah, its a.... an inside joke?
  • Neighbor: Oh, so you made the shirt yourself?
  • Me: Oh, no, not at all
  • Neighbor: oh, ok...
  • Me: No like, do you know that movie that came out in theaters? Um, its called (Don't say the abbreviation, don't do it).... The...Fault In Our Stars?
  • Neighbor: Yeah
  • Me: Yeah, the author of the book, this is his face (points at shirt)
  • Neighbor: ....ok




when he licks his lips seductively

what the fuck is that thing?

my boyfriend :)

(Source: meladoodle, via sailorblaze)

"Is fat really the worst thing a human being can be? Is fat worse than vindictive, jealous, shallow, vain, boring, evil, or cruel? Not to me."
- J. K. Rowling (via sandflies)

(Source: rzse, via queer-multifandom-and-proud)



People who skip the first 3 seasons of Supernaturalimage

and this is both a reaction and a reason why you shouldn’t skip

(Source: carryonmywaywardtardiss, via omgianna)